Thursday, November 24, 2011

THANKSGIVING GIGGLES

Wishing all a Happy Thanksgiving.!!

Rather than pontificate about gratitude, or thanking everyone, 
Thought I would give all a good giggle! 
Courtesy of my Hubby Hank and his email buddy??
Hope this makes you Smile!
[Apologies for the silly paragraphs...copy and paste is not working!!]

YES this is originally a male view...but I am still laughing!!

Adult Truths...

You MIGHT need a good laugh today!!!! These are GREAT !!
1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times
 and still not know what time it is. 

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument


 when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap


 when I was younger. 
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

 (on the computer)
5. How the heck are you supposed

 to fold a fitted sheet? 
6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5.

 I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting 

if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time

 I wasn't at least kind-of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories. 
11. You never know when it will strike, 

but there comes a moment at work 
when you know that you just aren't going
 to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? 
I don't want to have to restart my collection...again. 
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word 

and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page 
technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to. 
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone

 just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers.

 I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night 
more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.
17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line 

between boredom and hunger. 
19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" 

before you just nod and smile 
because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars

 team up
 to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.
 Stay strong, brothers and sisters! 
21. Shirts get dirty. 

Underwear gets dirty. Pants? 

Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. 
22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating

 their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, 
and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey -
 but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button
 from 3 feet away,
 in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 
and the first helmet was used in 1974.
 That means it only took 100 years for men to realize
 that their brain is also important… 

 Ladies.....Quit Laughing!!! 

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